It's Been Awhile...

i think initially i wanted to make a blog about cool fashion blog, but i decided it wouldn't be better than any other blog i've seen. and that would be humiliating. and then i had a livejournal from high school, which is hard to read and gives me douche chills and i have only three friends on it so it's updating people on my life that they don't care about.
so this blog is just going to be a lot of trash, more internet diarrhea.

3 winter boots

these are the three winter boots that i have for the winter.
guess which one is which


1. boot for militant lesbian
2. boot for girl who pretends to be one of the guys
3. boot for girl who does all the guys







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bauhaus ring from alex and chloe

this is a really nice ring. i don't like a lot of jewelry unless it's funny and even then...

kiwano melon. it's squishy and tastes like cucumber. i like watching zimmern. think about how many fruits you've eaten in your life, and you've only had like 3% of all the fruits in the world. wtf

durian's are not a good look. we bought one for the house once; and i only remember that it smelled like dan's socks and puke.

i caught the kitten eating the diet food puke of the other cat carl.
i also caught carl staring at mochi taking a dump in the litter box
those cats are fucked up.

land of talk

whoa!

dan now

young dan

apple omelette what the fuck

atalanta weller boots cool