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kiwano melon. it's squishy and tastes like cucumber. i like watching zimmern. think about how many fruits you've eaten in your life, and you've only had like 3% of all the fruits in the world. wtf

durian's are not a good look. we bought one for the house once; and i only remember that it smelled like dan's socks and puke.

i caught the kitten eating the diet food puke of the other cat carl.
i also caught carl staring at mochi taking a dump in the litter box
those cats are fucked up.